The Club Officers
These are the crazy characters that decided (forced) to take over the club for the 2007-2008 year. These kids are the ones that spend all of their waking hours planning, organizing and executing all the activities in the club. Hooking you up with the best deals, the right information, and the best times of your life is their job.
Say hi to these people, maybe even give them a high five (or a quick slap on the booty) when you pass by these rockstars on-campus. (If you actually need to talk to anyone please go here: Contact)
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President: Max Ben-Hamoo
Funny and degrading bios are in the works...just don't pee your pants, yet.
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Vice President: Lindsey Parr
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Treasurer: Kurt Myers
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Secretary: Sara Newland
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Liaison: Jake Rokeach
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Programs Director: Jon Jay
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Meetings/Events Coordinator: Vinny English
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Sponsorship: Emily Montgomery
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Special Programs: Nick Kindgren
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Special Programs: Glyn Vandenburg
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Marketing Director: Paige Powers
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Publicity: Alex Mikros
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Publicity: Spence Henderson
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Equipment Manager: Bryan Kelsey
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Equipment Manager: Jordan Selzer
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Local Rebel: Crazy Extreme Flying Squirrel
Welcome crazy extreme flying squirrel, you will work well along the ranks of these other officers as they, like you, do not wash themselves, eat trash and are horrible at picking-up the other gender at social occasions. Just remember that if you piss us off, you will be promptly roasted on the nearest campfire.
What it is suppose to do: Be the embodiment of outdoor savageness by being a superficial commercial icon promoting excessive gluttony.
What actually happens: Eating trash, biting people and plotting to destroy mankind, while being a superficial commercial icon promoting excessive gluttony. |
What can't get enough of the officers check out these "golden" years:
Officers 2006-2007
Officers 2005-2006
Officers 2004-2005 |
